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Which male actors do you think are packing a LOT more than people think? We always hear about the Shemar Moore's and the Kellan Lutz's of the world. But which ones are packing that are flying under the radar?
Pics as evidence of the bulge are welcome. I will throw one out here to start it off. Saw one of Ryan Gosling that was freaking HOT!
By the way, I hear Chris Pine is packing but never saw pictures to back it up.
Check out Gossling on Half Nelson. Holy fucking god.
I hear he has a HUGE one and from more than one person.
Ryan Gosling is from Canada. Have you ever met a Canadian with a small cock?
Well how else do you think he became a star?
It's hard to find a good bulge of rumored-to-be-hung Dax Shepard
Lots of rumors about Dax
I think I heard something about that Michael Fassbender person having a big one but I never see any bulge
Chris Pine and Ryan Gosling do not have big cocks. That is complete fan fiction. More like small to medium.
Fucking Chris Pine looks HOT in that picture R6!
Here's Ryan Gosling's bulge in tighty whities from Half Nelson. Seems stuffed.
Liam Neeson owns this thread.
Just Google for the gif of 'Liam Neeson running naked'.
It hanging and flopping half way to his knee and it's not even hard.
Never saw the tighty whitie pic. Nice! Here is a shocker - Colton Haynes!
R15, that's his training dildo.
JESUS, WOULD YOU ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT ME AND MY HUMONGOUS COCK? I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR ALL THIS ATTENTION ON MY SEVEN AND A HALF INCH FLACCID HOG!
Look at Kellen Lutz!
R18 Can't be real. If it is, he'll be even hotter.
R18 I have seen the photo before and I am pretty sure it is real on Lutz. Hot huh?
Shemar really is hung man. I've seen lots of pictures of him over the years. Also talked to a guy who worked makeup on Young and the Restless who saw it at the urinals many times. Supposed to be really nice.
Shemar Moore looks average to me.
R18, My knees gave out while lusting after that pic.
R17, Jonnie, you have NO business on this thread, and you know that
R23 but he is coming out of the ocean. You have to look at the beer can quality of what he has going on. And it is all Miller Draft baby!
No mention of Stephen Dorff?
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R28, NO it does not count!!!! The nerve of you posting that little thing
R28 do you think that is real? Very hot!
Justin Theroux was that fucking big! He counts!
R18, that's photoshopped. Here is the original. Sorry to disappoint.
Nooooooo! No no no!!! LOL
R23 Looks big enough for me.
This is the original version of the pic at R18.
Shemar has a really nice one. Halle Berry and Toni Braxton were sharing it one time.
Luke macfarlane is rumored to be big.
[quote]By the way, I hear Chris Pine is packing but never saw pictures to back it up.
There are pictures and videos if you google him and bulge. You can obviously see from his underwear scenes from Unstoppable and Star Trek that that he's at least got huge balls.
[quote]I think I heard something about that Michael Fassbender person having a big one but I never see any bulge
Who needs a bulge when you can have the real thing. Although I admit that bulges can be much hotter sometimes, but Fassy's dick is great as it is.
Oh please r23, Shemar Moore is not that well-hung, especially when you compare him to any typical black man in gay or straight porn.
Tom Welling might kill you with his super-dong but it would be worth it.
Fassbender is fluffed.
Honey, the only thing Shemar shared with those girls was a girly cocktail with an umbrella.
Damn. To me, Shemar is just about as close to perfect as a man can be.
Willen Dafoe is known for packing a huge one.
The virile protuberance of DL favorite Elias Koteas
Jared Leto has been described as being huge. Leonardo DiCaprio went full-frontal in "Wolf of Wall Street" and made a BIG impression.
Fassy! Fassy! Fassy!
R48, I didn't see any Leo cock in Wolf of Wall Street.
Alleged photo of Jared Leto's cock.
Proof that those uncut cocks are [italic]so[/italic] much healthier and disease-free, R51.
Leto's huge but Leo never went full-frontal, fangirl, he is undoubtedly Princess Tinymeat.
R55, DiCaprio shows his dick completely in Total Eclipse, and it looks average as soft.
I think that is Leto's dick. If you look at the belly button in the dick pic and compare it to other full shots of Leto that include his belly button, look at the upper and lower "flap" it has
I wonder what happened to mine?
Proven to not be Leto. Sorry.
Because you say so? Provide a link or gtfo.
I can't believe believe are still passing around that photoshopped pict of Lutz at R18. It doesn't even look real.
And that picture of Jared Leto is not Jared Leto. I don't know who was the first person to pretend it was Jared Leto.
To actually add some names, Jonathan Bennett and Nolan Gerard Funk are both hung.
I'm not doing the work for you R63. You say it's not him then prove it.
Ignore R59/61/63. He's a prick of the highest order. I'm a Leto fan and I've seen the threads about him. That photo of his dick here looks real. I've never seen it "Proven not to be Leto".
The dick pic is from a Terry Richardson book called Terryworld.
It belongs to a spindly "model" who is shown frontally nude, head to toe, in other shots. You can match cock to face, and the face is not Leto's.
Nice to see the board regain its sanity. It ain't Leto.
If you're going to name names a picture is required as proof.
For whomever said that Leo is Princess Tinymeat, I thought the same thing. Had to be. BUT, in her recent book, Bobbie Brown, ex wife of DL legend Jani lane and former fiance of Tommy Lee, so she knows about large appendages, said that Leo makes Tommy look like Princess Tinymeat. The girl was a world class hollywood courtesan in the rock world of the 80's and she said that she has never even SEEN a dick the size of Leo's.
I cannot provide a link, but her book is available at Amazon and you can Kindle a free sample there. It was shockingly well written and she has an acidic sense of humor I never expected.
[quote]For whomever said that Leo is Princess Tinymeat, I thought the same thing.
^^ whomever cares??^^
You go on saying "whomever cares," asshole. Go right ahead, you fucking piece of shit.
for whomever... isn't it the object of the prep?
Shit. Now I'm being grammar shamed. Some of y'all are just tiresome old hags.
Next you'll be slinging the word Freeper at me.
Aha!!! I just checked Oxford and it states that for whoever is preferred, but for whomever is acceptable. Nanananananaa
"Whomever" as the subject of a clause, R76? No. And Oxford didn't say it was acceptable.
Go take your Geritol Gramps.
The whoever queen needs a hung someone in her life. Whomever that might be.
Arguing over grammar almost makes up for the fact that I never, ever get laid.
Joan Davis owns this thread
This thread went to Hell in a hurry. Thanks, trolls!
The thread was derailed by delusional people claiming that debunked rumor about Leto's nude is real.
If it's "for whoM" (and it is), then it's also "for whoMever"
Leo di Caprio's got a teeny, tiny dick. Stop trolling, publicist.
No, R87 (the [italic]bad[/italic] proofreader), the entire clause "whoever said that Leo is Princess Tinymeat" is the object of the preposition "for."
"Whoever" is the [italic]subject[/italic] of that clause.
Leo is considering starring in a remake of "For Who the Bell Tolls".
I'm happy that Ryan Gosling cares enough for his fans that he improvises front and back. It is clear that the filming is done with considerable attention to detail.
I think Pine does have a big cock, but even if it's average and it's his balls that are huge, I would happily take that. A nice set of balls are a treat all their own.
R90 I HEART YOU!!! W&W!!
[quote]If it's "for whoM" (and it is), then it's also "for whoMever"
Chris Pine does have a massive beer can cock. There was an extensive thread on this some time ago but more than a few of seen it.
R97, according to rumor Pine also has an extra-fat mushroom head!
R97 I wish I could find the thread here where we had a shit ton of people come out and discuss this with first hand sitings.
Alan Ritchson is also fairly hung from all reports and pics. Former underwear model
[quote]Alan Ritchson is also fairly hung from all reports and pics. Former underwear model
In olden days, underwear models used to be good looking men with great bodies and tiny penises. (Page 602 of the 1975 Sears catalogue notwithstanding.) Jim Palmer was a notable exception -- a celebrity rather than a professional underwear model. According to the advertising account exec on the campaign, air-brushing Mr. Palmer's goods into submission was an arduous task. (It was the photographs that they used to air-brush, actually, not the Palmer pudenda.)
R100 Very interesting information! Did not know this!
For the whoever/whomever troll and followers: a rule of thumb for knowing which one to use is if the answer is him, use whomever, If the answer is he, use whoever. Example: WHO is going? HE is going. WhoM are you going with? I'm going with HIM. It works almost all the time.
I know Lou Christie is someone who everyone talked about in Hollywood and couldn't wait to get there hands on him. Henry Wilson was one who tried. He had quite a list of Big Boys, from Rock,Tab,Troy but his eye was always on Lou. Just saw him last week at a Broadway Show. HOT and Handsome, wanted to follow him to the mens room, just for a look at what I know is a masterpiece. Italian and Polish, OH MY!
This thread has become much more interesting!
R102 - please drop dead.
R102, Thank you sooooo much, now I know when to use who and whom.
Milton Berle is supposed to hold the all-time record.
James Woods makes Milton Berle look like he was hung like a pimple! That's how James got all those hot girls with his crater face looks.Size queens can tolerate a fug as long as he's packing in the pants.
Lou why didn't you tell me?
In case anyone doubted the Nolan Gerard Funk mention, though really dude worked as a go go dancer in gay clubs for a while, it is no secret he is packing.
And to follow up on the names I mentioned, ask Matt Dallas' asshole or probably over a hundred guys in West Hollywood if Jonathan Bennett is hung big.
Anyone think it's possible NO stars are hung -- that's why they were driven to become stars?
This thread died quickly. Not that much interest in size.
Paulina Porizkova is posing topless for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue a whopping 36 years after she made her debut in the magazine.
The 53-year-old mother-of-two revealed today that she will be among the models featured in the upcoming special issue, sharing a video of herself posing on the beach in nothing but a thong bikini.
Paulina, who first made her debut in the magazine when she was just 17 years old in 1983, faces with her torso away from the camera, covering up her chest with her hands as she smiles for the photo.
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Wowza! Paulina Porizkova, 53, poses topless in a thong bikini for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Lifelong pro: Paulina made her Sports Illustrated swimsuit debut in 1983 at age 17
Gorgeous: In behind-the-scenes video, she poses topless in just a thong bikini bottom
'Well, here it is folks, the REVEAL! I’m am in the Sport Illustrated Swimsuit as just one of the core girls (not a special insert) at the age of nearly 54,' she wrote on Instagram.
'MJ Day, the chief editor who is in my mind the one most responsible for inclusive body type and skin color in the fashion and beauty world, decided to tackle the final barrier- age.
'And thumbs up for the incomparable Christie Brinkley, who appeared in the issue last year year, proving being sexy is ageless,' she added.
Paulina first posed for the magazine as a teenager, and went on to cover the 1984 issue when she was 18. She was the first woman from Central Europe to be on the cover.
She appeared again in the pages in 1985, 1986, 1989, 1992, 2004, and for the SI Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Legends shoot in 2014.
Last year, she also posed as part of SI Swim's female-empowerment body-paint special, alongside Aly Raisman, Hunter McGrady, and Olivia Culpo.
'I’m am in the Sport Illustrated Swimsuit as just one of the core girls (not a special insert) at the age of nearly 54,' she wrote on Instagram
Going back: Paulina first posed for the magazine as a teenager, and went on to cover the 1984 issue when she was 18. She was the first woman from Central Europe to be on the cover
Again and again: She appeared again in the pages in 1985, 1986, 1989, 1992, 2004, and for the SI Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Legends shoot in 2014
More sneak peeks: Since the announcement, Sports Illustrated has shared a few pictures in Instagram Stories
Jetsetter: The 53-year-old supermodel flew to Kenya for the shoot
This time, though, as she proudly states, she's just one of the models posing on the beach at Hemingways Watamu in Kenya.
Speaking to People, Paulina said she was thrilled when she was approached about the feature.
'My first thought was what an amazing idea it was to put a woman my age in SI as just one of the many "girls." Me, as the oldest "girl" in the SI stable,' she said.
'My second thought was, oh, yeah, s8t, that means I will have to pose in a bikini with a bunch of 20 year olds. It was at once thrilling and disconcerting.
'Although I am militant about ageing women still being sexy and beautiful, I don’t always feel that way,' she added. 'But refusing was out of the question. I was honored to be invited to break a barrier. I would just have to suck it up, or IN, rather, and hope for a photographer who knew his light.'
She also reflected back on her first time posing for the magazine.
Stunning: Last year, she stripped down and posed with the word 'truth' written across her chest for a spread in the 2018 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue
Loving life! She regularly posts photos of herself in bikinis on social media
She sure doesn't age! Paulina is pictured wearing a sequined monokini in the 1980s
'My first SI shoot was in 1983, in Jamaica. I was 17 years old and lived in Paris at the time,' she recalled.
'When the agency in Paris told me I was booked for a magazine called Sports Illustrated, I snapped that I hated sports and didn’t want to do sports catalogues. Obviously, I was immediately shown the Carol Alt cover and told, not too kindly, that I was an idiot.'
'Shooting for SI in my teens was the hardest easy job in modeling. We had to get up at 3:00 a.m. to catch sunrises. We had to do our own hair and makeup — usually in a pitch-black van on the way to a location.
'When we shot in Australia, it was still winter and some days in the low 30s! But "bikinis have no pockets".
'Instead of worrying about clothing and folds and how to best showcase an outfit, all I had to worry about was whether or not my hair was blowing in the right direction,' she said.
Throwback: Paulina is pictured in this 1985 snap. 'My first SI shoot was in 1983, in Jamaica. I was 17 years old and lived in Paris at the time,' she recalled